List of Negs!

• As your target, "Got any gum or mints?" YES "Great chew some!"
  
  
• I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I can't LISTEN to you though.
  
  
• You seem way too nice for me……at least say @*#$ a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation.
  
  
• I think your hair would look better up/down.
  
  
• You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 2 or 3 inches?
  
  
• How short are you?
  
  
• Wow, I reckon with a bit of training you could be a stripper or a pole dancer….how cool would that be?
  
  
• Hello, Im talking, geez...
  
  
• God, talking to you even Married with Children sounds nice.
  
  
• Walk up to a woman stop a few feet from her like you're studying her then adjust the woman's article of clothing and say, "There now you're a superstar!"
  
  
• Where is your off button?
  
  
• I don’t know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn’t spank you enough! (Personal Favorite)
  
  
• You remind me of my weird ex.
  
  
• She says “GET OVER YOURSELF/IT” you start laughing, and say "OK, hold on 1 second. (close eyes and concentrate) OK I'm done getting over myself, any other tips for me?”
  
  
• Is she always like this?
  
  
• How do you guys hang with this girl?
  
  
• Eww your palms are sweaty! Where have they been...Wait don't tell me!
  
  
• Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway.
  
  
• That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?
  
  
• Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy.
  
  
• Are you girls tourists or something.
  
  
• Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.
  
  
• Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!
  
  
• You’re a very pretty girl, BUT….this is London, beauty is very common. A great personality…that’s very rare…..Great energy, energy… You’ve got 2 out of 3, that’s a great start.
  
  
• You have U shaped teeth.
  
  
• Oh – you’re one of THOSE.
  
  
• Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her.
  
  
• To a girl wearing horizontal stripes – “is it true vertical stripes make you look thin.”
  
  
• Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable.
  
  
• I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from topshop?
  
  
• You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off.
  
  
• Wow, that’s a great tan….have you like not washed for a week or something?
  
  
• I can see you work out…………occasionally
  
  
• Did you drink too much last night?!?
  
  
• Were you a dork at school or something?
  
  
• I bet you are high maintenance.
  
  
• Whew – have you guys been having perfume fights or something?
  
  
• You’re bad girls!
  
  
• (about her fake tits) Don't be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when you're swimming. If we were all lost at sea, you'd be the only one to survive.
  
  
• I think I like your left eye best.
  
  
• Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child?
  
  
• Your kinda cute, like my little sister.
  
  
• Say she is a brat.
  
  
• Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?
  
  
• Well at least you have a nice body.
  
  
• You need to get out more often...
  
  
• I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.
  
  
• You have an “interesting” figure.
  
  
• I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago.
  
  
• You have a nice act but somewhere in there, is a little girl who just wants to be held and appreciated for who she is.
  
  
• I like that skirt, they are very popular these days.
  
  
• You’re already back to square one with me.
  
  
• Solipsistic ego queen (solipsistic is the view that the self is the only reality).
  
  
• Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing).
  
  
• This is why we wont be able to have nice things (if she is clumsy at all).

***CREDIT TO MYSTERY***

I used an awesome one not too long ago.
The girl took a swig of beer and swallowed, I smirked and said " wow, you drink like a guy"

Style's lint opener, neg and opener in one

Must have ball of lint for this
Walk up to a girl and take a piece of lint from her hair (hidden in your fingers), look at it and give it to her
leave
(8 minutes later) repeat
leave
come back again and take the rest of the ball (large piece) out of her hair
usually gets her laughing


Sorry, cant think of anything else, this list covers all my regular ones, lol

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LMAO...J those negs had me rollin babe...good job!!

Nice list J

Nice list, I'm a fan off the "cake-face" neg

*Give a girl a hug* then wipe off your shoulder where her face was and say,"How much make do you wear?"

Glad you guys like the list. The "cake face" is a nice touch.

man they are great.. i will subtly use some of them
especially the "i can see you work out......occasionally"
haha
siiick