here are some shit tests that i had written down in my notebook along with some of my fav responses
Do you have a Gf?
-are you the dating police? can i see your badge?
-Are you trying to seduce me? we should probably get to know each other first
for a HB 9-10
-yes, but you can join the waiting list
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Why dont you buy me a drink?
-why dont you do my laundry? you know you shouldnt be so sexist
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Are you asking me out?
-no, im going to have a good time, i guess you could come along if you want
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Why are you talking to me?
-you seemed like someone who is intelligent
-dont flatter yourself i was just trying to be polite
-you looked really bored, i thought i would do you a favor
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Are you even old enough to be in here?
-is that the same line you always use to pickup younger men?
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What makes you different from all the other guys?
- you see me talking to you dont you? (then shoot back this reply)...Do YOU do anything out of the ordinary?
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Why are you interested in me?
-apparently someone has no self-confidence (look around) I wonder who it could be?
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So how many girls have you been with?
-enough to know what im doing
..............................................................................................................................................................................................Are you gay?
-nope. just handsome
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If you are texting and you allude to the fact that you would rather talk on the phone and she says
"I dont like the phone"
-yeah but you like talking to me
this one happened to me a like a few days later i thought that i should have said this, but thus i have digressed
anywho see what you all think and feel free to add your own responses to these or add some new shit tests
Subject: Shit Tests 
Tue May 06, 2008 12:43 pm
