Blowout fun! *Calling all Ladies*

Ladies, I know this is somewhat of a pickup line but I think it could help the rest of the members. I'm going to give you a scenario and a opener. Then I want you to give me your best blowout lines.

Okay ladies you are in a night club and you are there with two of your best friends. You are dancing, drinking, having a good time. You decide to sit and talk at a table for a while. Then this tall, handsome, guy walks toward your table he's keeping eye contact with you. He approaches you and says, "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" Okay ladies give it to him....

Just give the money to my BF he's over there (Then point to the biggest psycho looking nutter in the bar) Shall I call him over?

Okay, I just realized just how easy I made that one. BTW, good response Nicole that would blow him out.

Alternative: He approaches and the from about 2 feet away this tall and handsome guy says to you, "Oh my god, I saw you sitting over here and just had to talk to you. I normally don't do this, but I figured if I didn't come over here I wouldn't see you again in a city like this. I'm Jon and you are?"

Okay this is the sincere nice guy approach. He's cute, he's bold, and he's trying to honestly get to know you but you aren't in the mood. You'd say to him?

JSmooth wrote:

Okay, I just realized just how easy I made that one. BTW, good response Nicole that would blow him out.

Alternative: He approaches and the from about 2 feet away this tall and handsome guy says to you, "Oh my god, I saw you sitting over here and just had to talk to you. I normally don't do this, but I figured if I didn't come over here I wouldn't see you again in a city like this. I'm Jon and you are?"

Okay this is the sincere nice guy approach. He's cute, he's bold, and he's trying to honestly get to know you but you aren't in the mood. You'd say to him?

leaving, then get up and walk away.

Nicole wrote:

Just give the money to my BF he's over there (Then point to the biggest psycho looking nutter in the bar) Shall I call him over?

Don't be rude. Introduce me to him

BTW, great thread idea J.

JSmooth wrote:

Ladies, I know this is somewhat of a pickup line but I think it could help the rest of the members. I'm going to give you a scenario and a opener. Then I want you to give me your best blowout lines.

Okay ladies you are in a night club and you are there with two of your best friends. You are dancing, drinking, having a good time. You decide to sit and talk at a table for a while. Then this tall, handsome, guy walks toward your table he's keeping eye contact with you. He approaches you and says, "Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?" Okay ladies give it to him....

"Hmmm....I see you listen to Pink too!"
~Cali

L.A. Tripp wrote:

Nicole wrote:

Just give the money to my BF he's over there (Then point to the biggest psycho looking nutter in the bar) Shall I call him over?

Don't be rude. Introduce me to him

BTW, great thread idea J.

OK, (walk over to psycho) my friend here thinks you're very attractive and wants so buy you a drink.

Nicole wrote:

L.A. Tripp wrote:

Nicole wrote:

Just give the money to my BF he's over there (Then point to the biggest psycho looking nutter in the bar) Shall I call him over?

Don't be rude. Introduce me to him

BTW, great thread idea J.

OK, (walk over to psycho) my friend here thinks you're very attractive and wants so buy you a drink.

Hey bud, my girl here has been wanting to hit on you, so you can have fun with her for a while if you like while I find another girl to have fun with (I give you a hot kiss, squeeze your ass, then slap it, as I walk away)

Here's one for you girls.

You've been eyeing this hot guy. I notice this. I walk over and say "I see you're wanting that guy really bad. How about I introduce you two."

L.A. Tripp wrote:

Here's one for you girls.

You've been eyeing this hot guy. I notice this. I walk over and say "I see you're wanting that guy really bad. How about I introduce you two."

I love it! HA HA HA HA