Hey I got this when searched in google for funny text messages and I came across a great article at windowshoppingforwomen.com with some samples , I'll copy paste 'em for you guys !
Those gorgeous eyes, that sexy smile, that voice, that walk, mmmmm that ass......Well enough about me, how are you today?
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I hope your smiling. :-)
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(in comfort) something about u seems to always make me smile.
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(push-pull) Out of all the (first name) (last name)'s I know... I think your my favorite.
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What sort of trouble are you causing? (Metroid)
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You: Guess what!
Her: [Anything]
You: Bad girl. I said guess. Try again.
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I just don't think we should do this anymore... Sometimes you make me feel like I am just a piece of meat. ( nice disqualifier ! )
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Soo....aliens are coming to abduct all the sexy people off the planet and force them to breed. You should be safe, I just wanted to text to say goodbye. (Mehow) I love this one =)
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Text her out of the blue "who is this?" and they tell me who it is, and i say "I know. i'm just being an ass. " (Ether)
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Lothario: Stop!
HB: Stop what or what?
Lothario: Stop thinking about me and smiling ;-)
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Hey goof, I bet my weekend can beat up your weekend. ( This is my favourite =) )
Have fun with them !
Subject: Big list of text messages 
Wed Apr 23, 2008 2:02 am
