NEG List

This is a start to the innumerable number of NEGs you can use. I figured I'd start it off. I will not say they are mine because that would be complete BS.

1. Your hair looks shiny, is it a wig? Oh well it looks nice anyway
2. That’s lovely long hair – are they extensions?
3. I think your hair would look better up/down
4. Nice nails – are they acrylic. Oh, well they look good anyway.
5. Awww, how cute, your nose wiggles when you laugh – look there it goes again !!!
6. Is that your natural hair colour well its not bad So you changed it to that?
7. I like your look, beauty is common but you seem like you have character.
8. You have U shaped teeth.
9. Well at least you have a nice body
10. You are nearly as tall as me. I like tall girls. Are those heels 3 or 4 inches ?
11. You have an “interesting” figure
12. Did you drink too much last night!
13. I think I like your left eye best
14. Your eyeliner has run a bit….go to wipe it off for her
15. Eww your palms are sweaty
16. You have some lint on your shirt, here let me get it off
17. I think I saw you wearing that outfit a few weeks ago
18. I like that skirt, they are very popular these days
19. I like that skirt, Ive seen another girl wearing it tonight as well. Is it from topshop?
20. Those shoes look really comfortable/uncomfortable
21. Is she always like this
22. How do you guys hang with this girl
23. Geez, you must have driven your parents crazy
24. Solipsistic ego queen (solipsistic is the view that the self is the only reality)
25. Hello, Im talking, geez
26. Um, its too early in our relationship for you to be (doing whatever she was doing)
27. Where is your off button
28. You look like trouble
29. You’re bad girls
30. Were you a dork at school or something
31. Your kinda cute, like my little sister
32. Did you parents not give you enough attention as a child ?
33. God, talking to you even Married with Children sounds nice.
34. This is why we wont be able to have nice things (if she is clumsy at all)
35. You look just like my high school maths teacher
36. How short are you
37. You’re already back to square one with me
38. Are you girls tourists or something
39. You need to get out more often...
40. I don’t know who your last boyfriend was, but he didn’t spank you enough
41. I can see you work out…………occasionally
42. (about her fake tits) Don't be embarrassed.. Implants will give you buoyancy when you're swimming. If we were all lost at sea, you'd be the only one to survive.
43. Wow, that’s a great tan….have you like not washed for a week or something he he
44. Wow, I reckon with a bit of training you could be a stripper or a pole dancer….how cool would that be
45. You remind me of my weird ex
46. You seem way too nice for me……at least say @*#$ a couple of times so we can get out of the PG rated conversation
47. Whew – have you guys been having perfume fights or something?
48. To a girl wearing horizontal stripes – “is it true vertical stripes make you look thin”
49. I bet you are high maintenance.
50. Well it was nice to small talk with you.
51. Oh – you’re one of THOSE
52. You have a nice act but somewhere in there, is a little girl who just wants to be held and appreciated for who she is.
53. Nice perfume….is it chanel lolol
54. Is that an Oompa Loompa bag (because it was bright orange)
55. I feel like I can talk to you all night……..I cant LISTEN to you though.
56. You are mischievous
57. Say she is a brat
58. Hi Freckles
59. You’re a very pretty girl, BUT….this is London, beauty is very common. A great personality…that’s very rare…..Great energy, energy… You’ve got 2 out of 3, that’s a great start.
60. She says “GET OVER YOURSELF/IT” you start laughing, and say "OK, hold on 1 second. (close eyes and concentrate) OK I'm done getting over myself, any other tips for me?”

Here yall go add onto this. I really want to see a "list" of NEGs. Nothing agaisn't PUAF but the idea never held down and thus never happened. It would help everyone if a real list was formed and everyone contributes. Through collaboration we could have a NEG for anything concerning women.

Hows that sound to yall?

Nice

Oh snap! I'm definitly using this one: "Is that an Oompa Loompa bag (because it was bright orange)"

Quick question on the side. What do you think is the fastest way to memorize/learn these pre-written negs?
I've always tried to remember a few but they never come out fluidly so i'm stuck improvising. All I really want to know is if you read it over a couple times, repeat them to yourself, or practice using them on your dog?*snicker*

First of all welcome to the forums Eric I'm glad you came over here.

To answer your questions about the NEGs. I really don't memorize any NEGs in particular. The list is more for examples than anything. The best NEGs are the ones you come up with on the spot. Pay attention to detail and you can find things to NEG your target about.

Lol well J there's a reason for that......I posted it in the NEG subthread. But it seems ours is some what different, so if you want I'll go through the one we have the same and take them out of my post and you add yours to it.

Well nuked 61. That's a great idea...I think I've heard it before

omg you got a booger in your nose,we seriously cant be seen together!

didn't i see you on maury the other day,it was the episode whos my baby daddy..(thats funny)

awww your so cute,kinda like the little geicko guy...(not sure bout that one)

i just saw u a hour ago on the freeway ramp saying ill work for food didnt i?that explains why ur so skinny...(that would be so meen haha)


so i was thinking,shouldn't you be in bed...cuz dont you have school in the morning young lady?

excuse me oh nevermind u got it....(her got what) oh you had something green in ur teeth(her seriously)yea u got it oh well no there it is)point and laugh its on ur shirt...(her were i dont see it) right there put ur finger on her chest when she looks down flip ur finger up haha


i have a boyfriend....awww how cute so you circled yes when he rote you the love note?thats to cute...(pinch her cheek) hahaha

hey just a sec i got a call....grab the phone and say hey how you doing...wanna know what a mime does when he is on the phone(wait for a what?)...dont say nothing wait for a laugh then say wanna her what a ass hole does (they answer) hang the phone up and smile...both her and the person on the phone will think its funny....

while standing in line some were...omg who farted...(plug nose and look at her)she will laugh or cry lol hopefully laughs...


oh oh oh i know who you are dont tell me umm i know your that little girl who won the gold medal in the speacial olympics last yr were you?(give her a big ole hug)


buy me a drink....hahaha seriously?yea buy me a drink hahaha grab a random person as they walk by and say check this out this chic asked me to buy her a drink im not that drunk..turn to her and smile with a wink lol


Some of these im sure wouldnt be useful but damn there funny...i was just thinking of crazy shit to right lol...

bigjamiemac wrote:

awww your so cute,kinda like the little geicko guy...(not sure bout that one)

so i was thinking,shouldn't you be in bed...cuz dont you have school in the morning young lady?

i have a boyfriend....awww how cute so you circled yes when he rote you the love note?thats to cute...(pinch her cheek) hahaha

I like those personally.

If she's wearing heels "how tall are you without those on, 4ft?" She laughs and punches your arm. "I'm sorry 4ft 2"

If she's invited you to stay over, "Do you have a sleeping bag" she says yes. "Great you can use that" Used that one last week.

If she has a loud laugh put your hand on your ear and move back slightly.

If she punches you on the arm playfully "Bloody hell are you on steriods or something?" or "Shit are you secretly a guy." (or play box with them and build a little repor and kino.

If they take mild offence to a negg pat them on the head and say I'm sorry in a silly voice. or say can't you take a joke? with a cheeky smile on your face.

As an opening if they look sad. Cheer up you're scaring everyone away (with slight smile). Then ask them whats wrong and cheer them up.

If they are smiling. That smile makes you look like a serial killer.

randy1random wrote:

If she's wearing heels "how tall are you without those on, 4ft?" She laughs and punches your arm. "I'm sorry 4ft 2"

If she's invited you to stay over, "Do you have a sleeping bag" she says yes. "Great you can use that" Used that one last week.

If she punches you on the arm playfully "Bloody hell are you on steriods or something?" or "Shit are you secretly a guy." (or play box with them and build a little repor and kino.

If they take mild offence to a negg pat them on the head and say I'm sorry in a silly voice. or say can't you take a joke? with a cheeky smile on your face.

As an opening if they look sad. Cheer up you're scaring everyone away (with slight smile). Then ask them whats wrong and cheer them up.

If they are smiling. That smile makes you look like a serial killer.

I took one out, but these . . . these I LOVE!