Funny Classroom Opener

Alright, Since I have been in Iraq I think I am going to become a opener king. I have nothing but time to think about openers so I think thats what I am going to do.

Classroom, I think its good to be funny and cocky. My favorite! So here is a little note you can pass.

"FACT: Did you know that you look better with your hair up/down?" Then draw a big smiley face on the paper and smile once she looks at. Make sure to write fact very big because women eat that $*!@ up.

You can play around with it. From anything like she should not wear so much make up because its covering up her true beauty. Or it can be about her clothes. If your into fashion go with clothes and she would love that. You might even find you a shopping buddy and get laided in a dressing room. Which I have had done because I enjoy shopping especially with women. Its fun and you learn alot by watching how other women come close to you.

Geez whoopie, yo bro you and I gonna have to talk about these openers, your a little ahead of me..

lol I bet money you got me in routines though. My best routine and favorite is the Name Mnenomics(spelling?) because everyone is bad at names at one point and its also a good conversational aswell as go into the DHV story of how you forgot your girlfriend name one time when introducing to your friends. Go with how bad you felt but also tell her how you made up for it and what not.

Stay safe in Iraq my brother. Now, on to the classroom opener, I think that is a pretty good way to convey some interest in a girl. Personally, what I would do is actually right fact or myth: then whatever it is I want to tell her. You can play a guessing game of sorts for instance. You ask her which one out of the two responses does she think you selected. Something like these can go in many varying ways, and be very effective.

Ahh good thinking Fortune. I think we got this opener down packed now! Thats the best thing of posting a opener on here becaue people can tweak and add to make it better and better.