[amazing] 4 Reply Reframe + Girl is very Alpha

I thought I was doing good, I got into C1

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ME: hey you look familiar, where you by any chance on the titanic? i swear i saw you cleaning the tables after i finished eating

HB: oh really?? and u look familiar too..i believe u were on set of my porno..lickin my juice off my boyfriends ass wen we were finished fucking. get balls to be my friend before u decide to send random ass ppl messages on facebook..sooooooooo mature

ME: Oh my, Are you always this critical of people you never meet?

HB: are u always so random as to randomly hit up ppl u dnt know and insult them??

ME: That is so cute! You can SO be my new bratty little sister! I already have a sister, so, I guess, I'm gonna call you Tweeb2
I bet you make the BEST "I Dont want to eat vegetables" face.

HB: woowwww...ur too funny..wanna tell me who u r now?? since u wanna be soo random?

ME: If you behave, I'll tell you about myself. for now, just think of me as.. an omnipotent person -- I'm no kidding too! I know you're thinking about me!
I messaged you because I thought you were cute and wanted to see if their was anything else to you besides that. Beauty is common. Charisma is the key to attraction.
so, how about you first cutie? who are you?
I'm waiting to be impressed!

HB: lol ok here i go..
and by the way u set that up reaaallll good haha..
now that we are on good acquaintance terms ;-p
the name is jen..im 18 and i currently attend community college..i work n go to school, but on my free time i like to go to clubs or hang with my friends..go to parties, the whole nine yards..
um..im a very chill person n im funny, ppl like to be around me..i forgive way too easily but whats the point to hold grudges?? u only live once, that is, unless u believe in reincarnation haha
im german irish and puerto-rican, therefore yes, i do speak spanish fluently lol..
other than that, ur a stranger so we wont get more personal..so......
ur turn! =]
oh and if u have any questions feel free to ask..im waay more mature than i seem,
i have my head on straight lol

Some replys later....

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HB: lmao yea ur right..n no i accept my compliments with a big smile on my face n i know im not fat, im gorgeous =]
so...
now..
ahh..the famous words of weeneedelp...
" You know what? I think we can be friends now But nothing more missy!"
lol
so that kind of info [what i find attractive about u] doesnt really matter in this case, does it??
unless your just one of those men that need to know to boost up their confidence or something..am i slowly finding something out about you?? lol
i told my boyfriend that we were having this convo n he said to stop talking to you. and i didnt lie i said that i wasnt going to, and he accepted it.
thats cuz i get everything i want and i treat him like gold, so how could he disagree with me? lol
whens the last time you were in a relationship??

I how should I hand a chick THIS alpha?