Crazy Text Opener

OK, this hasn't been field tested by me yet, but here's the idea . . .

You have a friend text you hitting the letter EITHER just to the right or just to the left of every correct letter. The message itself really doesn't matter. It will obviously come across looking like some jumbled mess, but IF you can get the attention of your target, she can "help you figure it out", while she is physically close to you, gives you opps for kino, EC, etc.

One key, I think, will be the shocked look on your face when you "get" the text, then using good body language when you ask your target for "help".