Help, stoping a moving target?

Hey guys, I need some tips on stopping a moving target at a dance club with loud music playing, any suggestions?

Stop in your tracks and let her bump into you, lol. Seriously. It works.

Gather a crowd around you because you are interesting and fun. She will stop what she's doing to see who you are.

Of course there are those things like asking for the time or what band is playing or w/e, but those are lame most of the time. Girls hear that stuff way too much.

lol, after she bumps into me what do i do? do i say "Oops, sorry, hey since your here lemme get your opinion..."

What's this, I detect a limiting belief perusing the atomosphere. Tripp, has successfully halted many moving targets. Personally, I get the target to tag along with me on my walk, I don't attempt to halt them so much. A great thing to do is already have a pre-planned seating area, where you steer the moving targets. I.e. a bench, swing, stool, or my university best a spot outside the library under the tree. peace,lvoe and succe SS

Check it out. You stop dead in your tracks, allowing her to bump into you since she's not paying attention to where she's going anyway, she bumps into you, then you mock sarcastically say "excuse me, can you please watch where you're going?" Then throw in a smile. She has three choices. Be a bitch if she's naturally one anyway, and you don't want to mess with her then anyway; apologize because she wasn't paying attention; punch you because you are playing with her.