Online IM Convo - See how I do it....

So she was watching America's Got Talent when I IM'd her Enjoy this... This is a good amount of bantering and shit tests we're putting up for each other.

HB8(9:04:03 PM): hey
jsmooth37076 (9:05:47 PM): hey crazy
jsmooth37076 (9:05:52 PM): you got talent?
HB8(9:06:13 PM): hahaha....
HB8(9:06:16 PM): it wasnt that great.
HB8(9:06:20 PM): im just a sucker for reality tv
HB8(9:07:34 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:07:52 PM): LOL
HB8(9:08:44 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:09:07 PM): Ready to get back
HB8(9:10:22 PM): I am ready to go back to nashville so bad
HB8(9:10:24 PM): im sick of sc
jsmooth37076 (9:11:10 PM): I hear that
jsmooth37076 (9:11:21 PM): So what do you want to do most when you get back
HB8(9:11:35 PM): Work. lol... i do go out on the weekends though.
jsmooth37076 (9:11:44 PM): I know
jsmooth37076 (9:11:54 PM): well that's what I meant
jsmooth37076 (9:12:11 PM): We'll have to plan an adventure
HB8(9:12:36 PM): Absolutely.
HB8(9:12:40 PM): I'm always game for going out.
jsmooth37076 (9:13:13 PM): Great, then when are we hanging out? And I'll make the adventure
HB8(9:14:14 PM): Maybe when I get back sometime...
HB8(9:14:25 PM): I'd rather you come out with me and my friends first if that's alright.
jsmooth37076 (9:14:40 PM): As long as I can bring my friends
HB8(9:14:46 PM): sure
jsmooth37076 (9:14:47 PM): LOL, I'm not sure I trust you either
HB8(9:14:52 PM): Well then.
HB8(9:14:53 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:14:54 PM): you're probably some stalker
HB8(9:14:58 PM): You got me.
jsmooth37076 (9:15:01 PM): going to text me 80 times a day
jsmooth37076 (9:15:06 PM): and kill me with an icepick
HB8(9:15:08 PM): lol nooooo
jsmooth37076 (9:15:13 PM): dont' even hide it
jsmooth37076 (9:15:15 PM): LOL
jsmooth37076 (9:15:17 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:15:29 PM): your secret is safe with me, Silence of the Lambs
HB8(9:15:49 PM): lol
HB8(9:15:52 PM): you're funny.
jsmooth37076 (9:16:34 PM): Thanks
jsmooth37076 (9:16:46 PM): I got it
jsmooth37076 (9:16:57 PM): I know why you want all your friends there
jsmooth37076 (9:17:01 PM): I'm with you
HB8(9:17:03 PM): Hahaha...
jsmooth37076 (9:17:04 PM): you're pretty smart
HB8(9:17:09 PM): That could be it...
HB8(9:17:12 PM): Not exactly...
HB8(9:17:14 PM): but part of it
HB8(9:17:16 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:17:28 PM): well
jsmooth37076 (9:17:33 PM): I got this plan figured out
jsmooth37076 (9:17:41 PM): so while they're deciding if I'm good enough for you
jsmooth37076 (9:17:45 PM): even though you responded to me
jsmooth37076 (9:18:01 PM): you're slipping stuff in my drink to take me home and rape me
jsmooth37076 (9:18:04 PM): I see how it is
jsmooth37076 (9:18:11 PM): you almost had me fooled
HB8(9:18:12 PM): Once again, you got me.
jsmooth37076 (9:18:24 PM): It's like Professor Plumb in the library with the candle stick all over again
jsmooth37076 (9:18:26 PM): LMAO
HB8(9:18:37 PM): lol!
HB8(9:18:54 PM): wow...
jsmooth37076 (9:19:27 PM): LOL
jsmooth37076 (9:19:58 PM): So where is it you and your friends hang out, and I'll try and make an appearance
HB8(9:20:09 PM): I told yoooou.
HB8(9:20:11 PM): Tin Roof.
HB8(9:20:12 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:20:18 PM): Dang I have to go in there
HB8(9:20:24 PM): That place is AWESOME
HB8(9:20:25 PM): are you crazy
jsmooth37076 (9:20:29 PM): Well, a man's got to do what a man's got to do
jsmooth37076 (9:20:36 PM): No that's cool
jsmooth37076 (9:20:53 PM): Roof is alright but its so tiny
HB8(9:20:57 PM): i love it.
HB8(9:21:01 PM): im a regular.
jsmooth37076 (9:21:05 PM): I know
jsmooth37076 (9:21:06 PM): you mentioned
jsmooth37076 (9:21:15 PM): it's all coming back to me
jsmooth37076 (9:22:34 PM): I don't know that my friends would honestly go there, but if you need your friends to judge me first then that's not a problem. I'll warn you though I might turn them against you
jsmooth37076 (9:22:45 PM): I want you to feel safe
jsmooth37076 (9:22:52 PM): on second thought
jsmooth37076 (9:23:08 PM): meet me behind the 3rd dumpster on the alley near 5th avenue
jsmooth37076 (9:23:09 PM): at 3am
jsmooth37076 (9:23:16 PM): LOL
HB8(9:23:21 PM): Negative inspector gadget.
lol
jsmooth37076 (9:23:31 PM): Go go gadget foot in mouth
jsmooth37076 (9:23:37 PM): LOL
jsmooth37076 (9:24:05 PM): where did the inspector gadget thing come from
HB8(9:24:25 PM): I always say that.
jsmooth37076 (9:26:00 PM): ok
jsmooth37076 (9:26:03 PM): weirdo
HB8(9:26:16 PM): that would be me
jsmooth37076 (9:26:54 PM): we're all weird in some way
jsmooth37076 (9:27:19 PM): anything else I need to be warned about
HB8(9:27:26 PM): nope
jsmooth37076 (9:27:33 PM): Fess up now because you're friends will just warn me later
HB8(9:27:43 PM): i love to make out when im drunk.
HB8(9:27:43 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:27:55 PM): Well
jsmooth37076 (9:28:03 PM): this will never work
jsmooth37076 (9:28:08 PM): because I do too
jsmooth37076 (9:28:17 PM): and we'll never get to know each other and we'll just kiss all night
jsmooth37076 (9:28:21 PM): and where will that get us
HB8(9:28:23 PM): im game.
HB8(9:28:24 PM): lol
HB8(9:28:29 PM): im kidding
HB8(9:28:32 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:28:33 PM): I'll be honest with you for a second
jsmooth37076 (9:28:40 PM): can you handle that
HB8(9:28:44 PM): yeah go for it
jsmooth37076 (9:29:00 PM): Okay when I saw your picture, I thought to myself "Damn, I bet she's a good kisser"
jsmooth37076 (9:29:08 PM): So I'll ask you
jsmooth37076 (9:29:13 PM): on a scale from 1-10
jsmooth37076 (9:29:17 PM): 10 being the best
HB8(9:29:23 PM): I'm not gonna lie..... 10.
HB8(9:29:27 PM): I've been told I'm amazing.
HB8(9:29:31 PM): at a number of things..
jsmooth37076 (9:29:33 PM): well then you've met your match
HB8(9:29:35 PM): whether it be in the sack...
HB8(9:29:38 PM): or kissing
HB8(9:29:39 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:29:40 PM): easy now
HB8(9:29:54 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:29:59 PM): I can tell you're a very sexual person
HB8(9:30:08 PM): I tend to be at times.
jsmooth37076 (9:30:13 PM): that's good
jsmooth37076 (9:30:18 PM): I don't hold back
jsmooth37076 (9:30:32 PM): if I like someone and it works out then it's typically on to a degree
jsmooth37076 (9:31:01 PM): so this leads me to two questions
HB8(9:31:08 PM): yes?
jsmooth37076 (9:31:11 PM): #1 Your views on PDA
HB8(9:31:31 PM): I'm okay with it.... but I don't like to be really public with it...like making it OBVIOUS.
jsmooth37076 (9:31:41 PM): good
jsmooth37076 (9:31:49 PM): #2 you so want to kiss me don't you
HB8(9:32:09 PM): get me drunk if you think i havent gotten to know you well... and then i will...
HB8(9:32:09 PM): lol
HB8(9:32:12 PM): i do love to kiss tho
jsmooth37076 (9:32:20 PM): here's the thing
jsmooth37076 (9:32:24 PM): I don't need to get you drunk
jsmooth37076 (9:32:32 PM): if you didn't like me you wouldn't have asked me for a second pic
jsmooth37076 (9:32:44 PM): you'd kiss me anyways
jsmooth37076 (9:32:48 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:33:02 PM): But I love to kiss too
HB8(9:33:14 PM): Yay...
jsmooth37076 (9:33:31 PM): Oh and since you mentioned the SACK
jsmooth37076 (9:33:43 PM): I'm very good with my tongue, and can be very good with it for a long time
jsmooth37076 (9:33:58 PM):
HB8(9:34:04 PM): I like you already.
jsmooth37076 (9:34:11 PM): hahaha
jsmooth37076 (9:34:17 PM): We're going to get along
jsmooth37076 (9:34:22 PM): unless you say something stupid
jsmooth37076 (9:34:27 PM): you won't will you
HB8(9:34:31 PM): i tend to be silly sometimes...
HB8(9:34:37 PM): i love to cut up.
jsmooth37076 (9:34:42 PM): you might totally turn me off with something
HB8(9:34:46 PM): nah
jsmooth37076 (9:34:53 PM): okay just don't speak and we're gold
jsmooth37076 (9:34:57 PM): LOL
HB8(9:35:03 PM): ... :-/
jsmooth37076 (9:35:05 PM): just make out
HB8(9:35:07 PM): haha
jsmooth37076 (9:35:10 PM): hahah
HB8(9:35:11 PM): makeout buddies are always fun.
jsmooth37076 (9:35:16 PM): sometimes
jsmooth37076 (9:35:23 PM): but it takes more than that to keep me around
jsmooth37076 (9:35:29 PM): I think this is going to be fun
HB8(9:36:22 PM): I don't like relationships to get too much about the sexual things though.
HB8(9:36:28 PM): That has ruined it for me NUMEROUS times.
jsmooth37076 (9:36:37 PM): no kididng
jsmooth37076 (9:36:54 PM): as I said it takes more than that to keep me around
jsmooth37076 (9:37:01 PM): you know what I really value
HB8(9:37:23 PM): what
jsmooth37076 (9:37:46 PM): Well I love someone who has a good personality
jsmooth37076 (9:37:50 PM): which you seem to have
HB8(9:37:51 PM): That would be me.
HB8(9:37:52 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:37:59 PM): and I love someone with a strong energy
HB8(9:37:59 PM): I am the epitome of an extravert.
jsmooth37076 (9:38:04 PM): which you have
jsmooth37076 (9:38:11 PM): and someone with a good outlook on life
jsmooth37076 (9:38:14 PM): you have 2 out of 3
jsmooth37076 (9:38:18 PM): you're on a good start
jsmooth37076 (9:39:20 PM):
HB8(9:39:23 PM): yay thanks
jsmooth37076 (9:39:32 PM): So what time am I meetng you this weekend
jsmooth37076 (9:39:35 PM): so I can plan ahead
HB8(9:39:35 PM): So is your family in Nashville?
HB8(9:39:41 PM): Hahaha, I am not in town until August 10th.
HB8(9:39:43 PM): I'm in SC.
jsmooth37076 (9:39:45 PM): that's right
jsmooth37076 (9:39:48 PM): I thought it was sooner
jsmooth37076 (9:40:08 PM): well my family is slightly complicated
jsmooth37076 (9:40:14 PM): I'm adopted
HB8(9:40:20 PM): awesome.
jsmooth37076 (9:40:25 PM): so I have my adoptive parents who raised me in Bowling Green
jsmooth37076 (9:40:28 PM): where I grew up
jsmooth37076 (9:40:42 PM): then I have my biological parents in Alabama
jsmooth37076 (9:40:51 PM): then I have 3 half brothers and 3 half sisters
jsmooth37076 (9:40:54 PM): here and there
HB8(9:41:00 PM): Wow... that's awesome.
jsmooth37076 (9:41:01 PM): but no family here
HB8(9:41:04 PM): I'm an only child.
HB8(9:41:10 PM): All my family is in SC/GA
jsmooth37076 (9:41:13 PM): I was until I found my biological family
jsmooth37076 (9:41:15 PM): I see
HB8(9:41:48 PM): awesome.
HB8(9:41:53 PM): Well, I was born in Augusta GA
jsmooth37076 (9:41:57 PM): cool
HB8(9:41:58 PM): Raised in Aiken, SC
HB8(9:42:14 PM): lived in North Augusta, SC for the last 15 years
jsmooth37076 (9:42:21 PM): wow
HB8(9:43:20 PM): yep!
jsmooth37076 (9:43:49 PM): So how old are you
jsmooth37076 (9:44:02 PM): I don't think I bothered to ask until this moment
HB8(9:44:37 PM): 21
HB8(9:44:41 PM): hey brb for a second
jsmooth37076 (9:44:44 PM): that's right
jsmooth37076 (9:44:48 PM): and 5'4
jsmooth37076 (9:44:49 PM): ok
HB8(9:46:06 PM): back
HB8(9:46:15 PM): Yes. I am vertically challenged.
HB8(9:46:17 PM): Blahhh
jsmooth37076 (9:46:28 PM): I'm tall enough for both of us
HB8(9:46:35 PM): 6'2" right??
jsmooth37076 (9:46:37 PM): yea
HB8(9:46:40 PM): i love tall men.
jsmooth37076 (9:46:44 PM): uh oh
jsmooth37076 (9:46:50 PM): and a makeout queen
HB8(9:47:37 PM): .... i am confused
jsmooth37076 (9:47:42 PM): with
jsmooth37076 (9:47:54 PM): okay your left is on ethis side<-------
jsmooth37076 (9:48:00 PM): your right is on this side ------------>
jsmooth37076 (9:48:13 PM): =))
HB8(9:48:14 PM): yessssss
jsmooth37076 (9:48:16 PM): )
jsmooth37076 (9:48:24 PM): what else
jsmooth37076 (9:49:17 PM): seriously what are you confused about
HB8(9:49:21 PM): I dont know.
HB8(9:49:23 PM): It's late
HB8(9:49:25 PM): and im tired
HB8(9:49:29 PM): and i get confused when im tired
jsmooth37076 (9:49:30 PM): you know
jsmooth37076 (9:49:36 PM): don't hold back
HB8(9:49:43 PM): ?
jsmooth37076 (9:49:58 PM): ?
HB8(9:50:01 PM): ...
jsmooth37076 (9:50:05 PM): !
HB8(9:50:08 PM): dont hold back about what
HB8(9:50:10 PM): im so lost
HB8(9:50:11 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:50:19 PM): I don't know you're the one who was gonna ask a question
jsmooth37076 (9:50:29 PM): You're losing me
HB8(9:50:33 PM): Rewind.
HB8(9:50:35 PM): Start over.
HB8(9:50:42 PM): So, HI! My name is Caroline.
HB8(9:50:43 PM): lol
jsmooth37076 (9:50:47 PM): LOL
jsmooth37076 (9:50:58 PM): Hi Caroline I'm Jon, it's groundhog day
HB8(9:51:08 PM): I'm 21. I enjoy candle lit dinners, long walks on the beach, and making out.
HB8(9:51:11 PM): Enough said.
HB8(9:51:12 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:51:44 PM): I'm 26, I'm 6'2, your fantasy, I make very good candle lit dinner, and always enjoy a good make out
jsmooth37076 (9:51:51 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:51:56 PM): two can play at that game
HB8(9:51:57 PM): oh so you're a cook?
HB8(9:51:59 PM):
jsmooth37076 (9:52:10 PM): for some people
HB8(9:52:17 PM): Hahaha... explain.
jsmooth37076 (9:52:30 PM): for people I like
HB8(9:52:40 PM): well then...
jsmooth37076 (9:52:43 PM): question how are you about pets
HB8(9:52:47 PM): I have a dog.
HB8(9:52:52 PM): Hold on ill send you a picture.
jsmooth37076 (9:52:59 PM): what other pets do you like
HB8(9:53:02 PM): He stays in SC... my parents fell in love with him and stole him
jsmooth37076 (9:53:09 PM): I see
jsmooth37076 (9:53:17 PM): I love dogs
jsmooth37076 (9:53:22 PM): but I have a cat actually
jsmooth37076 (9:53:29 PM): she's my girl detector
jsmooth37076 (9:53:34 PM): if she likes you you're in
jsmooth37076 (9:53:38 PM): but if she doesnt....
HB8(9:53:54 PM): I like cats... can tend to be allergic to some...
HB8(9:53:57 PM): but usually im ok
jsmooth37076 (9:54:04 PM): okay
jsmooth37076 (9:54:06 PM): it'll work
jsmooth37076 (9:54:14 PM): well you go get some sleep, and I have some writing to do
jsmooth37076 (9:54:22 PM): it's getting past your bedtime little missy

It dies off from there and she goes to bed... Criticize all you want, or comment

hahanice. i liked how u put in the pet thing. was that from teh post on here, or something uve allways done. its golden

SOunds really great, !

I just added that pet thing to be honest. It was in my head since I read the post a day ago, and I just threw it in there.