False Disqualifiers

Since Negs are also False Disqualifiers here we go:

• It would never work out between us...
  
  
• I can already tell, you and I are not going to get along
  
  
• You're fired!
  
  
• You're too much of a nice girl for me.
  
  
• You're a dancer? Oh my god, I can't even talk to you.
  
  
• I'm totally not boyfriend material. Hey, that guy over there looks perfect for you.
  
  
• We are so broken up. I want my CD's back.
  
  
• Your first impression sucked...
  
  
• If I wasn't gay...
  
  
• You know why you and I wouldn't get along...you wouldn't take my stuff...I wouldn't take your stuff...what's the fun in that?

Feel free to post your own

lol I just read that today in Venusian Arts! I think its a good book.

"Your lucky I am gay or I would...."

"Only if you were my type I would..."(Personal Favorite)

"You and I are to similar. We would never get along."

I've used this one on a girl who then told me yeah well it wouldn't matter because you would then be to stunned by my beauty. So I fired back with well you know beauty is common. Why not tell me three things about yourself that would make me want to get to know you. Next thing she does is list three things.

Here's my fave one I use, If it wasn't for your enormous ego, we could possibly have a nice sit-down. This right here get girls to lose the defense mechanism pronto, and if you were stating some cocky and funny lines earlier, they will bring them up and you can both laugh and kino each other and stuff. It works for me, often.

Fortunehooks1 wrote:

Here's my fave one I use, If it wasn't for your enormous ego, we could possibly have a nice sit-down. This right here get girls to lose the defense mechanism pronto, and if you were stating some cocky and funny lines earlier, they will bring them up and you can both laugh and kino each other and stuff. It works for me, often.

NICE.

Swinggcat is AMAZING at false DQ'ing.

You use a form of cold-reading and reject her for it.

"Woah, you seem like the type of girl that is (insensitive, too emotional, too closed up, too open). If only you were a bit more (Opposite of the kink) then we MIGHT be able to work out."

Usually results in: I'm not interested in you!!

I say: Aww, don't hide it. *hug* See? *Throw in a banter line*

nuked wrote:

"You and I are to similar. We would never get along."

I've used this one on a girl who then told me yeah well it wouldn't matter because you would then be to stunned by my beauty. So I fired back with well you know beauty is common. Why not tell me three things about yourself that would make me want to get to know you. Next thing she does is list three things.

Ya know, this is deja vu material to me. Today I was talking to one girl on the phone..used practically the exact same dialogue (without necassarily stating "beauty is common), and got something close to bf rejection..now i'm looking for something to neg her with (not sure if that's even the right move) but I somehow happened upon this post..cool

"You know, you are damn near perfect, which is too bad . . . cause I'm looking for perfect."

I just used this a minute ago on the phone, after we were well into a convo"......well you date losers! so what are you doing talking to me?" it worked better than I thought!