Perfect Internet Game ... Compliments to this Dude!!

By Kata124 (“Kat”) with ENORMOUS thanks to Guinness Man. The following is made to be carried out on any text based medium. I have not tested it out in the clubs but it works a charm via Myspace, Facebook, etc. Find a girl you like. Preferably someone you’ve met only a short while ago. And begin carrying out the below routine. DON’T COPY THIS WORD FOR WORD YOU LOSER. Try changing things around to fit your personality. Remember to replace the bolded text with whatever is asked for.

1. After a rigorously brief overview of your profile, I wanted to let you know I have already married and divorced you in my mind. Thanks for all the wonderful imaginary memories... you will always have a special place in my heart. your ex-hubby, First Name ps. You can keep the house in Hawaii but, I am going to need half our money according to our prenup.

2. Let her answer. Then respond with a few sentences on what she answered. End it with: And we divorced because of your fling with the pool boy, Pablo, remember?

3. Let her answer. Then respond with: As far as Pablo goes, I had a fling with your sister right before the wedding while you were taking soooooo long to get ready. You know this doesn't have to get bitter. Remember our pillow fights right before the great sex and the romantic dinners I would make you?

4. Let her answer. Respond to her questions and comments then: Geez, we seem to get a long so well now that all that's over. Ever consider giving it another shot? I mean we were pretty good together.

5. Let her answer. Then respond: Well thanks for the honesty. I wont be so quick to judge this time. So what have you been up to since Pablo? Anything fun happening in our life? Causing any trouble?

6. Let her answer. If there is “How about you?” somewhere in her answer, skip to step 7. If not, respond with: Sounds like you've been adjective. That's good but, ya gotta get out and have a little fun every once in a while. What do you like to do Ms. Her First Name?

7. Let her answer. Then respond with: I like tons of stuff (Or “I’ve been doing tons of stuff” if you skipped step 6). List a bunch of things you like to do and end with: watching Sex and the City ALL DAY! Ok, I made that last part up. lol You are sooo cute.. but I dont think we could ever reconcile the divorce - we are just too similar.. we would fight and throw things and have incredible make up sex all over the place and fight more then sex fight sex fight.. too much drama and intense feelings for me!

8. Let her answer. At this point she should be totally down. Respond with: Well I suppose you're right. It is worth the effort and I do want to be together. I'll promise not to break your heart if you promise to lose Pablo's number. lol Speaking of numbers... I seemed to have lost yours in all the messy divorce stuff. Why don't you send it to me again and we can begin rebuilding. This time it'll be fun, exciting and full of adventure! Plus in the mean time we get to be text buddies! Whatdya say Cuddle Bunny? ~Your First Name

9. If you fail at this point, you’ve done something wrong. Don't give up! Go masturbate to hot lesbian porn. Then begin at step 1 again. REMIND YOURSELF NOT TO BECOME A STALKER ONCE IN A WHILE. _________________ Love, KATA124

edited by Tripp for ease of reading, lol

I saw this on another forum and I just had to share.. I am getting flooded with responses.. Juice man last time we talked you was wanting a good online game.. Well Brother here ya go lol....

that is so awesome. It makes me want to start getting facebook addys all night long. I love how he started the role play, an uped it again and again. I guess if the first answer isnt on par with roleplaying (ie she doesnt accept and increase) then you can divorce for good

Every message I sent has had a response so far.. It is a good routine...

Very cool Jamie.

This is money! I number closed without even going through all of the steps. ^.^ lol

Nice !

props to Big Jamie for sharing this one with us. Too bad, i was so damn on other matters, to notice. This sheit is so much gold, I think the leprechauns are coming to find me soon. Wow, skeet skeet, I can't wait to use this. peace,lvoe and succe SS

Wow. This really works?

LOL LARockStar...It works because its creative, fun, and DIFFERENT. It really allows her to play along.

that was hard as heck to read,

but good stuff

not hating but i tryed it on 6 girls i didnt get a single response back form any of them lol

PUA to be wrote:

not hating but i tryed it on 6 girls i didnt get a single response back form any of them lol

Check you profile. Show us your profile and we'll try to help you out on getting it in shape. Also, when did the girls last login and are you sure the profiles were real? OH, and how long has it been since you messaged them? I had this one I just #closed respond after about 4 or 5 days.

Gotta remember, depending on the hotness of the photos, girls get tons of messages each day! I've done the whole fake profile bit and it definitely gives you an insight into the AFC guy mind.

On another note with this opener, I just got another number close. 2 outta 2 so far! I had to go a bit further than last time with it, but I still did not finish it all the way through. I made it to step 7 this time.

This really is gold. You just have to make sure your profile is on target to use this opener.

How can i make my facebook profile more pua like?

Great question. Let me paint a picture for you...

It’s Saturday night and you’ve just pulled up to the hottest nightclub famous for its plethora of beautiful women. Now the next step is your decision…are you getting out of a stretched limousine and walking in dressed to impress with a hot girl on each arm? Or are you flying solo in a station wagon wearing clothes even the Salvation Army wouldn’t take? Apply this analogy to MySpace and Facebook and the importance of a high-value profile becomes clear.

Here's the reality. If your opening message does its job and piques her interest she’s going to check out your profile. The quality of your profile will directly affect your success because 1) It acts as the main attraction builder, and 2) It will either lower or raise your value.

When creating/editing your profile, focus on these 3 things:

1) Create an attraction building profile that subtly raises your value as much as possible.

If your profile doesn’t create attraction her motivation to invest in the conversation will diminish. The goal is to do it subtly so you don’t come off as a braggart and try hard. If your profile sounds like you're trying to impress the reader then rewrite it. So forget about listing your accomplishments or explaining why you're worthy of dating beautiful women.


2) Avoid the profile information pitfalls that will lower your value.

Even if your profile has attractive photos and a confident About Me section you can still ruin your chances if you don’t pay attention to the straightforward parts like Basic Information. Try to select answers that are honest but at the same time won’t disqualify you. If the selection that fits you best could potentially turn the girl off before she has the chance to get to know you then selecting No Answer is the best option. Choosing No Answer means the topic won’t be displayed in your profile.


3) Social Proof Photos!

This one is the most important! Along with reading the About Me section, photos are the first thing people will scope out when viewing your profile. The goal is to upload an eclectic mix of pictures that portray you as a fun, adventurous, social, like-able guy. Certain types of photos will instantly raise your value, such as...

♦ Photos of yourself out in social environments with women and friends.

♦ Photos with emotional value, such as pictures of your pets and family.

♦ Photos of yourself playing sports or doing physical activities.


On the flip side, DON’T upload pictures that appear try-hard.


♦ DO NOT add photos of you posing shirtless.

♦ DO NOT add photos of you posing with go-go dancers at the local club.

♦ DO NOT add photos of any kind that appear conceited or bragging.

Last, but certainly not least is your PROFILE PICTURE. The picture you choose is very important. When women see your message in their inbox they will see three things:

1) The subject of the message you sent
2) Your name
3) Your profile picture.

It’s a good idea to choose a picture where you’re smiling because it will subliminally put her at ease and sub-communicate that you’re a fun, caring, confident guy. It also sub-communicates that you’re non-threatening. Other types of photos that work well are social proof photos of you with girls, friends, family, kids, animals, etc. The last good option is a photo of you where it looks like you’re having a great time. The vibe that the photo gives off will rub off on the girl because she’s going to be staring at it as she writes you back. This is why smiling is so effective…it’s damn hard to be a jerk to a guy who is just being fun and positive.


Let me know if this helps.

AJ

^ wow thanks man great advice heres the link to my page i think its on private ill try to make it public if i cant just add me and let me know what you think. i doubt i have to many fun stuff on there but it would be nice if i can be pointed in the right direction... https://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=669882332&ref=profile


There you go it should be public now... Thanks

I could be wrong, but I think that's an excerpt from his Ultimate High Value ebook. Good stuff in there. I've read it, just don't exactly remember the name of it, lol.

hmm didnt even realize his signature lol I just signed up to his email thing....

PUA to be wrote:

^ wow thanks man great advice heres the link to my page i think its on private ill try to make it public if i cant just add me and let me know what you think. i doubt i have to many fun stuff on there but it would be nice if i can be pointed in the right direction... https://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?id=669882332&ref=profile


There you go it should be public now... Thanks

Not bad. One small thing you want to change is your general info where it says "Looking For:". You only want to put Networking and Friendship. Facebook is a social networking site and people aren't on there specifically to find dates. You don't want the girls you're messaging to think you're trying to score dates on Facebook. You meet enough girls in your daily life that you don't need to try attract more of them online. When you message girls on facebook it's not something you usually do....but her profile just happen to catch your attention and you HAD to message her

You know i was thinking that. Btw very nice myspace tips... once i get some money i plan on buying your book.